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Texas, the Lone Star State, where independence runs as deep as their love for cowboy hats and oil rigs. It’s like they’ve mastered the art of declaring “We can do it ourselves!” while conveniently forgetting about federal funding.

With their oil fields stretching as far as the eye can see, it’s no wonder Texas has a certain swagger in its step. It’s like they’ve struck black gold and decided that renewable energy can wait for another century or two.

And not to overlook their penchant for firearms – it’s as if they believe an arsenal of guns is the ultimate solution to any problem. “You got a leaky faucet? Shoot it! Traffic jam? Shoot the tires!” They’ve managed to turn the Second Amendment into a statewide mantra.

And who can forget the famous words, “Houston, we have a problem”? It’s like Texas even makes space exploration sound Texan. They’ve got a knack for turning even the most serious situations into a drawl-laden one-liner.

But amidst all the cowboy hats, oil drills, and gun-toting enthusiasts, Texas has a charm that’s as big as their state lines. It’s like they’ve bottled up Southern hospitality and added a dash of “Don’t Mess With Texas” attitude to keep things interesting.

So, if you’re ready for a Texan-sized dose of pride, a sprinkle of oil prosperity, and a shootout of opinions on gun control, saddle up and head to Texas! Yeehaw, partner!

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune