$ 159.00

Spainball Conquistador – the fearless explorer on a quest for glory, gold, and new lands to conquer! It’s like they had an insatiable appetite for adventure and an uncanny ability to stumble upon new territories.

And we can’t deny their knack for acquiring vast amounts of gold – it’s as if they had a Midas touch, turning everything they found into precious treasure. No wonder they were the envy of other nations!

But amidst all the conquests and riches, they had a peculiar way of “introducing” their culture to the indigenous people. Ah, yes, the “cultural exchange” – because nothing says “welcome” like forced conversions and subjugation.

Their appetite for exploration and conquest seemed endless, as if they were determined to leave their mark on every corner of the world. They truly were the pioneers of the Age of Discovery, or should we say, the Age of Conquest?

But history has a way of humbling even the mightiest empires, and Spainball’s time in the spotlight eventually faded. Yet, their legacy lives on, and their influence can be seen in the vibrant cultures of the lands they once conquered.

If you’re ready for a journey through the annals of history, where gold, conquests, and unexpected encounters await, Spainball Conquistador is eager to lead the way with a sarcastic grin and a treasure trove of stories to share. ¡Vámonos!

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune