$ 45.00

Poland – the land of kings, queens, and a history so rich that it’s practically a fairy tale. It’s like they’ve been playing a real-life Game of Thrones for centuries! Talk about getting the medieval party started!

And let’s not forget their love for changing borders – it’s like they’ve got a hobby of redrawing maps whenever they get bored, keeping the cartographers on their toes! “O KURWA,” they say as the lines shift again!

Oh, and their famous “Pierdołę!” echoes through history, adding a touch of humor to even the most serious of moments. Who knew battle cries could be so entertaining?

Their language is a tongue-twisting adventure! It’s as if they wanted to challenge the world to a verbal duel, and trust me, you’ll find yourself laughing more than speaking correctly!

But amidst all the political intrigues and territorial ambitions, Poland’s history is undeniably fascinating. From the mighty Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to surviving partitions and invasions, they’ve been through it all. Talk about being a survivor!

So, if you’re ready for a dash of territorial ambitions, a heavy serving of captivating history, and a mouthwatering experience with pierogi, Poland is waiting to welcome you with a sardonic smile and a historical tale like no other. KURWA, get ready for an adventure that’ll make your head spin!

You can turn him upside down to stay true to the comics.

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune