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The ever-mysterious Paraguay, the ninja of the geopolitical world! Picture this: a country so discreet that even maps play a game of ‘Where’s Paraguay?’ and often lose.

Paraguay, the ultimate hide-and-seek champion, probably spends its days perfecting the art of being overlooked, enjoying tereré in a hammock while chuckling at its more attention-hungry neighbors.

In the clandestine realm of Paraguay’s geopolitical escapades, one can only imagine the high-stakes debates over whether to emerge from the shadows or revel in the blissful obscurity of international affairs.

Between its covert dance on the world stage and the occasional diplomatic eye-roll, Paraguay navigates global politics with the finesse of a master illusionist, leaving other countries wondering if it’s a wizard of secrecy or simply enjoys a good geopolitical magic show.

And, of course, its evenings are shrouded in mystery, where Paraguay raises a mate cup to being the unsung hero of nations – a country so sly, it makes James Bond look like an open book.

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune