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“Dominion of Canada” – a land where the weather is as unpredictable as a squirrel on caffeine, and residents are experts at dressing in layers one moment and shedding them all the next. Apologies flow like maple syrup, but don’t be fooled by the politeness; you might get a sorry even if you bump into someone else.

The winters here are a real test of survival skills – you’ll see people ice-skating to work, not for fun, but because the roads are a frozen nightmare. And let’s not forget the hockey mania – a sport so intense it’s practically a national obsession, and a game Canadians take way too seriously.

Amidst the breathtaking beauty of the Rockies, beavers are the architectural masterminds, building dams that sometimes lead to questionable flood control strategies.

As for poutine, it’s a heart attack on a plate that somehow becomes a source of national pride. French fries drowning in gravy and cheese curds – a concoction that defies all nutritional logic but satisfies every sinful desire.

So, put on your warmest toque, brace yourself for the endless winters, and prepare for the inevitable “sorrys.” In the Dominion of Canada, you’ll find a quirky mix of beauty, absurdity, and a sense of humor as dry as the prairies. And remember, when in doubt, just add more maple syrup – it’s the Canadian way, eh!!

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune