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Perched on a tiny, sun-baked peninsula in the Persian Gulf, this astronomically wealthy sphere basically woke up one day, found an endless ocean of natural gas, and immediately bought his way into the global elite.

He famously flexed his outrageous bank account by hosting the entire world for a massive soccer tournament, casually building a fleet of fully air-conditioned stadiums in the middle of a scorching desert just to prove he could.

His idea of a casual weekend hobby involves pampering terrifyingly expensive hunting falcons, which naturally get their very own first-class seats on his ridiculously luxurious national airline. When he isn’t busy constructing shiny futuristic skyscrapers on top of ancient sand dunes, he operates a massive, highly influential global news network that continuously annoys absolutely all of his regional neighbors.

Dinner is usually a lavish feast of spiced machboos and imported delicacies, though he nostalgically remembers the days when his ancestors had to survive by desperately diving for pearls instead of just swiping a limitless black credit card. Because stepping outside during the summer practically guarantees spontaneous combustion, he navigates his blindingly modern cities exclusively inside heavily tinted, aggressively oversized luxury SUVs.

Take home this insanely affluent, gas-powered buddy if you need someone to endlessly finance your wildest architectural dreams and patiently explain why your pet absolutely deserves its own passport.

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune