$ 169.00

Anchored firmly to the freezing Atlantic coast, this aggressively maritime province basically functions as a massive, fog-drenched theme park for Scottish heritage and crustacean-based diets.

His entire culinary personality revolves around boiling millions of slightly terrifying sea bugs alive and strictly consuming late-night donairs, a gloriously greasy meat wrap covered in a deeply questionable, condensed-milk-based sweet sauce.

He proudly claims to have the highest tides in the entire world at the Bay of Fundy, which is mostly just a convenient geographical excuse for why his beaches look like miles of depressing brown mud twice a day. If you get too close, he will inevitably attempt to deafen you with unregulated bagpipe music while fiercely asserting that his local Celtic fiddling is genuinely superior to literally anything produced in actual Scotland.

He spends a ridiculous amount of energy convincing gullible tourists to dig endless holes on Oak Island, fully knowing there is absolutely no pirate treasure hidden at the bottom of that cursed muddy pit. Despite enduring centuries of brutal nor’easter storms and possessing an uncanny historical magnetism for sinking ships, he remains stubbornly cheerful, probably because his bloodstream is composed of at least forty percent locally brewed craft beer.

Pick up this plaid-wearing, sea-faring sphere if you desperately need a highly resilient buddy who will bravely fight off aggressive seagulls for your french fries while continuously apologizing for the horrendous coastal weather.

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune