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Switzerland – the land of chocolate, cheese, and neutrality so strong it’s practically an Olympic sport. They’ve turned staying out of conflicts into an art form, mastering the skill of sipping hot cocoa while the world argues around them.

They’re so neutral, even their mountains are careful not to take sides. Their peaks remain perfectly balanced, just in case someone accuses them of having a biased view.

And we can’t ignore their infamous banking secrecy – because who needs transparency when you can have a vault of secrets more secure than a dragon’s lair? They’ve made a national sport out of “hiding in plain sight.”

But amidst the irony and secrecy, Switzerland boasts stunning landscapes and picturesque villages. They’ve managed to combine neutrality and nature in a way that makes the rest of the world jealous.

If you’re ready for a journey to a land where diplomacy and discretion reign supreme, Switzerland is waiting to welcome you with a Swiss watch ticking in perfect time to the world’s chaos. 🇨🇭🍫🧀⌚️😄

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Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune