$ 89.00

Ontario, the land of eternal weather confusion. It’s like Mother Nature herself can’t decide if she wants to shower you with snow or sunshine, so she just does both in the same day.

And let’s not forget the thrill of navigating Toronto’s traffic, where a “short commute” means you only had to wait 45 minutes to move an inch. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out your patience on the road?

Oh, and the beauty of Ontario’s “four seasons in a week” phenomenon. One day you’re bundled up like you’re heading to the North Pole, and the next day you’re in shorts wondering if you accidentally traveled to the Sahara.

But fear not, because Tim Hortons is always there to provide a warm, comforting embrace in the form of a double-double and a maple glazed donut. It’s like a national therapy session in a paper cup.

And of course, we can’t ignore the joy of paying a small fortune for a shoebox-sized apartment in downtown Toronto. It’s like a rite of passage to experience the thrill of 500 square feet of living space.

So, if you’re ready for a weather rollercoaster, a traffic maze, and the ultimate test of your wardrobe’s adaptability, Ontario is waiting to greet you with a sarcastic “Welcome, eh?” 🌨️🚗🍁🏢😄

You can order any custom countryball you wish, just contact us through the contact form or through email

Handmade plush toy by Anna Fortune